To say I get wound up by things that shouldn't wind me up is an understatement of a pretty big magnitude so to release some of the pressure on my ever weakening  physiology I decided to vent and put all that vexes me in the world down on paper.

The result is a couple of books full of  my bitchin' about petty nuisances and in many instances how to rectify them for the good of all...although it's usually how to make things better for me personally. The swearing is atrocious and excessive but  always necessary as I'm sure you'll agree. Give them a read and if you don't think I could make the world a finer, fairer place for all then you're a f*****g idiot.

(Maybe I should mention it's all in the name of a good laugh and not very well thought through on any level at all.)